Alternative Christmas

‘Twas a night with the cockroach and back at his house
He was having a smoke and clicking his mouse

A six pack was chilling in a cooler with care
In hopes momma cockroach soon would be there

He laid his head down, not time for his bed
As visions of internet hits dance in his head

He had a bad dream and suddenly awoke
And called the sheriff this time not a joke

When the sheriff showed up and asked what is wrong
The cockroach told him this story is long

There are nachos and councilman and chairman and such
Businessmen leaders and I hate them so much

There are mayors and lawyers and folks at the school
And a blogger that truly makes me look like a fool

There are newspaper owners and employees around
That I truly hate in this small southern town

The sheriff just stood there with nothing to say
Could this be another huge waste of a day?

But then out the window what then does appear
Racist minds posters with six packs of beer

The sheriff had more important things to tend
How did he get fooled by these rednecks again?

So he thought very hard and offered advice
Stop talking your trash and try to be nice

We celebrate the joy of this holiday season
Yet we still get attacked for no apparent reason

Perhaps this year we will get what we wish
For the racist minds page to no longer exist

As he got in his squad car and drove out of sight
He called and told dispatch there are nuts out tonight



Merry Christmas